Santa is a fat body!

Saw this and had to share. Don’t show your face around jarheads unless you meet the standard.

I can imagine how this scenario went:

DI: Is chow allowed in the sleigh, Santa?”
Santa : “Sir, no, sir!”
DI: “Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Santa?”
Santa: “Sir, no sir!”
DI: “And why not, Santa?”
Santa: “Sir, because I’m too heavy, sir!”
DI: “Because you are a disgusting fat body, Santa!”

You, of course, may enjoy as many holiday treats as you wish.

Semper Fidelis!
America’s SgtMaj

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  1. May you find your boots filled with all kinds of good things.
    Oh, i hope those boots are new otherwise those good things may have a strange flavor.

    Merry Christmas and Semper Fi

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