Little Tomahawk Boy!

This season’s Christmapocalyptic offering is brought to you by America’s SgtMaj and the world’s finest, United States Marine Corps. For the uninitiated, Chistmapocalypse is all about zombies and Christmas. So without further ado…



Flee! They told me, run-run-run-run-run!
Plague is spreading, run-run-run-run-run!
The dead are rising, run-run-run-run-run!
To consume the living, run-run-run-run-run,
run-run-run-run-run, run-run-run-run-run!

So they flew past me at a run-run-run-run-run,
from contagion.

Kill those ravenous things, must be a million!
Gotta shoot the brain, who’s gotta gun-gun?
A bat to the skull will do, need to get me one!
That’s fit to brain those things, run-run-run-run-run,
run-run-run-run-run, run-run-run-run-run!

Shall I ply my tomahawk-hawk-hawk-hawk,
To save my block?

Living flesh they crave, yum-yum-yum-yum-yum!
Meat and marrow fill their tummy-tum-tum-tum-tum!
My ‘hawk dispatches those with infec-fec-fec-tion!
I bang on their skulls like a drum-drum-drum-drum-drum,
drum-drum-drum-drum-drum, drum-drum-drum-drum-drum!

Now the streets are safe to walk-walk-walk-walk-walk
Thanks to me and my ‘hawk.


Further plague infected carols can be found here. Enjoy!

Merry Christmas to all!

America’s SgtMaj

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  1. Excellent!

    i remember a Finnish “metal” band in the 90s doing a version of Little Drummer Boy. By brilliant coincidence they were actually called Apocalyptica! If you’ve never moshed to cellists, now’s your chance.

    Hope you & yours have an excellent Christmas, ASM, but don’t let Apocalypse Kitty get at the eggnog!

  2. America’s SgtMaj:

    Marry Christmas to you, the Marines in your command and all Marines everywhere.

    Paul L. Quandt

    P. S. Except mabye the Commandant, because of that stupid alcohol testing directive.


  3. Merry Christmas to all and everyone! and all your kith and kin too, just in case the all and everyone clause didn’t cover.

    – Grimmy

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