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- December 24, 2015
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Grandma Got Infected By The Undead

As has become my tradition, a new Christmapocalyptic offering for you this season. Enjoy!
Grandma got infected by the undead
Fighting across the wasteland Christmas eve
You can say there’s no cure for zombie plague
But Grandama mostly just seems really peeved
She’d been cooped up in the bunker all nuclear winter
And we’d begged her not to go
But she slung her rifle and her war gear
Off to battle the undead in the snow
When they found her Christmas mornin’
At a bloody horrific scene
Atop a mountain of undead corpses
Clutching an empty M1 carbine
Grandma got infected by the undead
Fighting across the wasteland Christmas eve
Single handedly she stopped a horde of zombies
For us an apocalyptic holiday reprieve
Now we’re all so proud of Grandma
Though she’s not looking quite so well
Grandpa offered to put one between her eyes
Straight away she told him to go to hell
It wouldn’t be the apocalypse without Grandma
But the plague’s turned her eyes black
What do we do if she turns undead
Should we just chain her up out in the back?
Grandma got infected by the undead
Fighting across the wasteland Christmas eve
The fever is really burning her up badly
Might be time to grant her eternal peace
Now a pistol’s on the table
But no one wants to do the deed
Angrily Grandma grabs the weapon
Calling us foul names as she turns to leave
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
Don’t cross Grandma when there’s undead to slay
She’s a tough old broad when her blood’s up
Not even infectious plague stands in her way
Grandma got infected by the undead
Fighting across the wasteland Christmas eve
You can say there’s no cure for zombie plague
But Grandama could give a rat’s ass what you believe
Merry Christmas!
America’s SgtMaj
Merry Christmasapocalypse!!!
Very good SgtMaj. Just my cuppa, zombies. I am a science fiction type of guy.
Paul
I think my post retirement blog will be nothing but science fiction stuff.
This is definitely an improvement on the original song.