I feel horror and science fiction genre films in general would benefit from an infusion of action biased sensibility. As someone who suffers from such a bias, I would happily offer my services in any movies currently in production or being remade. It drives me utterly bat guano when characters in movies make moronic decisions because they lack any common
natural sense of self preservation.
How would these films benefit from my influence? Here’s a prime example, below is a trailer for a movie I recently watched called The Purge.
The Purge starring America’s SgtMaj
Effeminate Pretty Boy Douche: “Give us what we want or we’ll rip the doors off and kill your whole family.”
America’s SgtMaj: “Come in so I can embrace you properly.”
*10 solid minutes of muzzle flashes, roaring gun fire, and mewling of entitled dickwads who thought they knew something about warfare. Roll credits.
On the other hand, movies like Gravity, if starring America’s SgtMaj, would have to be retitled: Space Suit Full of Skid Marks and Piss.