|Apoca-kitty takes a turkey peak over the couch. Keeping a low profile is important when the schumer hits the fan.|
Apocalypse Kitty wants you to know the end of the world as we know it doesn’t have to be as gloomy as you’ve been led to believe. With a little prior planning, you too can prevent a piss poor apocalypse.
|Apoca-kitty selects his bug out gear. A good tomahawk is handy when prying open the odd can of tuna.|
Apocalypse Kitty also advises continuous training in order to keep your individual skills sharp.
|Here Apoca-Kitty practices urban camouflage and concealment. Can you spot him?|
Always keeping his weapons within paws reach, Apocalypse Kitty is ready for action in the blink of an eye.
Contagion, asteroids, or aliens, Apocalypse Kitten recommends your plan remain flexible in order to respond to all variables. He generally believes if your plan can survive the undead it will endure any emergency. Plenty of cat nip is a good start.
Feel better now?
* Disclaimer: America’s SgtMaj does not endorse anything “cute” as a general rule. It is not a word in his lexicon. The only reason the Apocalypse Kitten is allowed to reside under the same roof is his penchant for edged weapons and potential mousing capability. *