Some time ago NavyOne was the target of a morally reprehensible and cruel gastronomical attack. The innocent and friendly looking confection actually disguised a product so malevolent it nearly escapes description. This unwarranted assault was viciously perpetrated by an evil doer of base and vile motives.
During this period the Camp of the Praetorians also received a package containing this seemingly innocuous product. The shipping information with in seemed innocent enough:
1 Lapel Pin, Friendship (friendship indeed!) 2-flag
1 Arnotts Ginger Nut, Size 200g
1 Arnotts Scotch Finger (oh, we go the finger all right), Size 375g
1 Eucalyptus Drops, size 70g (Isn’t that poisonous?)
1 B&G Musk Sticks, size 200g (as it turns out, the most profane product ever produced down under. B&G = Blood & Guts?)
However, being familiar the source of this foulness and its effects, I did what any red blooded American would: I searched out unsuspecting victims and took pictures!
What follows may not be suitable for all audiences. Captions are actual quoted responses of individuals involved. Mostly.
|The setup: “Got some goodies from some milsupporters…”|
|“Do you know these people?”|
|“Is this dog food?”|
|“P-tuh! Why do they hate us?”|
|“Here Marine, don’t say I never gave you anything.”|
|“What? This isn’t so bad…”|
|“It burns! It buuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrnns!”|
|The CO: “What kind of malefeciance are you up to?”|
|“This is one of those urnial cakes isn’t it.”|
|“You’re all fired.”|
This week we are all attending Post Traumatic Musk Stick counseling.