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- February 11, 2012
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All the undead kids…
UPDATED: Some lyrics have changed since my promotion.
He’ll save the day soon, the undead won’t stand a chance
He’s got a fixed bayonet, attached to his rifle he’s a gunslinger kids!
Yeah, he brought a flame thrower gun
It’s pretty handy against those infected things, and you wanna know what?
If it weren’t for him you’d be infected too.
All the undead kids with their blood stained lips
They better run, better run, outrun a jarhead
All the undead kids with their blood stained lips
They better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Sergeant Major packs a tomahawk
It’s covered in gore, and it’s encrusted with brains.
He can cure the zombie blight, with decapitation or a shot through the eye.
Killing the brain works every time.
Yeah a small outbreak is now a pandemic war, you can’t reason with the undead,
Then say, “I’ll be alright, it’s just a little bite, yeah?”
All the undead kids with their blood stained lips
They better run, better run, outrun a jarhead
All the undead kids with their blood stained lips
They better run, better run, faster than my bullet
The girl looks like my first girlfriend back in the 60s.
Top,
I’m checking on I-Tunes for your new hit….
You should record it! Weird Al Yankovic would have some serious competition.