All Hallows Eve Edition

Tonight the company of various malignant fiends is expected. Depending on who you talk to, the spirits of the dead are about to cause mischief or merely seek revenge on their enemies. Perhaps a portal to other realms ruled by being from the Outer Dark is briefly opened. Either way, the freaks are out tonight!

There is a tradition of pumpkin carving this time of year. Some believe a jack-o-lantern will protect their home from evil spirits roaming the neighborhood. Carving a scary pumpkin is supposed to frighten the beings from beyond and convince them your home isn’t the one to mess with. 

So tonight I will carve a pumpkin, America’s SgtMaj style, and leave it out front to ward off anyone with bad intentions, living or undead.

That ought to do the trick!

Semper Fidelis,
America’s SgtMaj

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  1. BullMajor, I’m doing it my way, therefore it is correct. If the intent is to ward off evil, I think it fits the bill.

    Leslie, plenty of horseman have left headless. That is for certain.

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